1. legalmexican:

    I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

    (via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     
  2. jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

    mamebig:

    Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

    FUCK I AM EXCITED

    SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

    (Source: porpetinascamander, via bandgeekfromgallifrey)

     

  3. kadabbs:

    Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

    (via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     

  4. "I do drugs because id rather have an illusion of happiness then none at all"
     
  5. batbcomic:

    designerreign:

    If Belle never found the castle…

    A thousand times reblog

    (via ohmyadorkabledarrencriss)

     

  6. masooonderulo:

    things that should not concern u:
    - the length of a woman’s skirt
    - the tightness of a woman’s top
    - how many people a woman has slept with

    things that should concern u:
    - america’s gun laws
    - that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
    - harry potter named a kid albus severus

    (via justkes)

     
  7. the-pietriarchy:

    horror-and-the-macabre:

    most girls suck at video games either way sadly. just stop calling yourself a nerd for playing video games when your palette consists of the call of duty franchise.

    I’m going to eat your firstborn child

    (via gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards)

     
  8. subjectnumber32:

    outerlabia:

    fpti:

    earlygr4ves:

    i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

    jesus christ

    they’re calling to mother for food

    F  E  E  D

    Why does your health class have a couch?

    (via justkes)

     

  9. mommatomycrabcakes:

    "LSD causes users to lose weight."

    That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

    (Source: thatwrappingbitch, via justkes)

     

  10. imaginethedarkerside:

    dunflower:

    u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

    No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

    (via justkes)

     
  11. damittromney:

    thelustedwanderer:

    helyon:

    daemontool:

    straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

    Oh my razzling dazzling god

    Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

    the straights have been foiled again

    (Source: oxbowb, via sliceofbri)

     
  12. inkskinned:

    "My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

    people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

    the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

    (via bandgeekfromgallifrey)

     

    1. pros of the tfios movie: good casting, true to the story, got the intended point across, made me laugh, made me cry
    2. cons of the tfios movie: did not include the line "hump the moist cave wall"
     
  13. let-the-doitsu-hit-the-floor:

    everything hes wearing is backwards

    I’m pretty sure those shoes are one properly. 

    (via godtechturninheads)

     
  14. broadwayworld:

    New Cover For INTO THE WOODS Original Broadway Production Blu-ray http://ift.tt/WZFXUC

    (via ohmyadorkabledarrencriss)