1. notquitephil:

    invertedgender:

    calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

    Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

    (Source: toxicnebulae, via jessicapax)

     

  2. vorfreudde:

    Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

    (via hiyourebeautifuldontchange)

     
  3. chariczard:

    folkpunkery:

    im gonna fuck plankton

    Stop

    (Source: clarkchan1211, via thatoneoncer)

     
  4. secxndary:

    I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?

    Here’s how this will work:

    • You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
    • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
    • Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
    • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
    • Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
    • This will be over on August 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.

    I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.

    Here’s what the winner will get:

    • Canon EOS 1100D
    • Camera Cover R-F-3
    • Battery Charger LC-E10E
    • EUR AC Cable 1m
    • Battery pack LP-E10
    • Battery cover
    • Interface cable IFC-130U
    • All the disks needed.

    The camera is basically brand new.

    If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.

    Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”

    A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!

    Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”

    A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)

    Good luck.

    (via bandgeekfromgallifrey)

     
  5. howtotrainyourbabyboo:

    My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

    (via bandgeekfromgallifrey)

     
  6. teppathekid:

    leaper182:

    This is one of my most favorite endings to a Disney movie, hands down.

    Fuck the sword of a Hun who was going to destroy China. Fuck any sort of gift from the Emperor. They’re these *things* that have no meaning whatsoever.

    His little girl is home from a *war*, safe and sound, and that is the most important thing in the world to him. The world can go to hell, but it doesn’t matter, because Mulan’s home.

    this scene ALWAYS makes me cry

    (Source: tomhazeldine, via jessicapax)

     
  7. ghost-anus:

    drug-land:

    cotton candy that gets you high

    what a time to be alive

    (Source: kteeaa, via supercreepo)

     
  8. its-worth-fighting-for:

    The last joke ever made on Friends.

    (via jessicapax)

     

  9. raksolnikov:

    parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

    (Source: scullysass, via dapperandcharming)

     

  10. skylarsugarsocks:

    why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
    what are you afraid of?? joy???

    (via dapperandcharming)

     
  11. pencilpaperpassion:

    kingwataru:

    eldi13:

    Iroh.

    u need to leave the planet

    I litearlly muttered “fuck you” under my breath when I saw this

    (via dapperandcharming)

     
  12. mirahxox:

    chocolateist:

    yougurtandchocolate:

    john-eggmcmuffin:

    dancinghomestuckforever:

    godtechturninheads:

    i tried to take a picture damnit

    annnnnd you are fucking adorable

    AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

    It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

    Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

    is this tinkerbell?

    You’re so fucking cute!

    (via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

     
  13. baronvonhammersmash:

    dirtybetanerd:

    kedreeva:

    8bitrevolver:

    This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

    A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

    Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

    All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

    Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

    Let me tell to you a thing.

    This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

    She was perfect.

    But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

    I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

    A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

    They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

    This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

    I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

    Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

    So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.

    FUCKING IMPORTANT

    THIS POST MAKES ME SO SAD, I JUST WANT TO HUG ALL THE KITTIES ;-;

    (via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     

  14. furything:

    can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

    (via haileyunbroken)

     

  15. mymomfoundmy:

    image

    No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

    (Source: lalunedejuin, via sliceofbri)