1. imperialgoogie:

    In one deft move, Jerry had managed to skewer all the alien overlords. No longer would they enslave us with their barbecues and brick patios. At last, we were free.

    Wat.

    (Source: fiftyyearstoolate, via klappersacks)

     

  2. populardad:

    there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

    (Source: brotherblaze, via supercreepo)

     
  3. the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

    [commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

    (Source: siquia, via jessicapax)

     

  4. yzma:

    devilwithablackdresson:

    i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

    you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

    if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

    this is my favourite post tbh

    (Source: socks-gone-wild, via haileyunbroken)

     

  5. creativelylostinneverland:

    madelinelime:

    When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

    That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

    Preach

    (Source: curseofthefanartlords, via raven-puffle)

     

  6. lewdmangabey:

    maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

    (via sliceofbri)

     
  7. I’m very okay with this.

    (Source: masou-shoujo, via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     
  8. horseskeepmesane:

    She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

    Maybe it’s because you did that to her mane?

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

     

  9. slayboybunny:

    dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

    (via justkes)

     

  10. The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.

    (Source: toxiccunts, via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     

  11. littlemorethananerd:

    soylentvanilla:

    Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

    Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

    (via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     

  12. snorlaxatives:

    legalize peruvian puff peppers

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via avadakedavrathatbitch)

     
  13. kunting:

    manhandlerchandler:

    invisiblelad:

    HE DESERVES A BILLION REBLOGS

    Moment of triumph

    xjavontax

    holy fuck this looks like my friend felix

    (Source: catspurrrr, via godtechturninheads)

     

  14. mostlygreenday:

    your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone.

    (via i-dontcareanymorebabe)

     

  15. gaystray:

    do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

    (via i-dontcareanymorebabe)